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You Know You're Growing Old When Your Knees Buckle But Your Belt Won't.
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You know you're growing old when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Your knees buckle and your belt won'
A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle.
You may be redneck... if you show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.
You know your son is growing up when he looks at a girl the way he used to look at chocolate cake.
I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
-- Calvin and Hobbe...
You know you're growing old when dialing long distance wears you out.
You know you're old when your toupee turns gray.
