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GUILLOTINE: A French Chopping Center.
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GUILLOTINE:
A French chopping center.
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Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic. -- Edward Abbey
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Heating with wood, you get warm twice: Once chopping it, and once stacking it.
Pardonnez-moi, monsieur." --Marie Antoinette, Queen of France, 1755-1793 (Approaching the guillotine, she stepped on her executioner's foot.
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Now it's complete because it's ended here." -- Muad'dib, "Dune...