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Guillotine Operator Wanted. Chance To Get Ahead.
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Guillotine operator wanted. Chance to get ahead.
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Quit while you're ahead. You may not get another chance.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, consider an exciting career as a guillotine operator!
Don't get even, get ahead!
The business of living is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves.
Hello! Operator! Get me the number for 911!" -- The Simpso
GUILLOTINE: A French chopping center.
I surely don't want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.
If I were, then I wouldn't be, and so all of this could not take place as it happens to me now....
Guillotine operators receive severance pay.
You can't get ahead while getting even. -- Dick Armey