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• Hors d'oeuvres--a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
• Canapes--a sandwich cut into twenty-four pieces. -- Billy Rose
• It's the 61st anniversary of Jack Benny's 39th birthday!
• Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.
  -- Jack Benny, in _The New York Times_...
• I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny
• One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
• I really don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
  -- Jack Benny (1894-1974), upon receiving an award...
• The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one.
  Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. -- Benny Hill...
• Slug Sautee: a hors of a different d'oeuvre.