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I Don't Deserve This Award, But I Have Arthritis And I Don't Deserve That Either. -- Jack Benny
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't
deserve that either.
-- Jack Benny
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I really don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
-- Jack Benny (1894-1974), upon receiving an award...
What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
Everyone's so nice to me. What have I done to deserve it?
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbe...
I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. -- Mickey Cohe
On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me.
To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award....
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As ill-luck would have it. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book i, Chap.
ii...