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How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey, Brian Boyle
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How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey, Brian Boyle...
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey...
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