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• A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. -- H. L. Mencke
• Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. -- H. L. Mencke
• I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. -- H. L. Mencke
• I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
  ..A man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought....
• Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man.
  There has never been a really good one, and even those that are most tolerable are arbitrary, cruel, grasping and unintelligent....