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• I cannot draw a cart, nor eat wild oats; if it be a man's work I will do it.
  -- William Shakespeare...
• It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats. -- Russian proverb
• I do not eat to live. I live to eat.
• LARGE MAN: Who's that then? CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king.
  LARGE MAN: Why? CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him....
• Ever judge of men by their professions. For though the bright moment of promising is but a mome
  and cannot be prolonged, yet if sincere in its moment's extravagant goodness, why, trust it, and know the man by it, I say,--not by his performance...
• I will not draw naked ladies in class.
• A sentence well couched takes both the sense and the understanding.
  I love not those cart-rope speeches that are longer than the memory of man can fathom. -- Fletham...
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!