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LARGE MAN: Who's That Then? CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I Dunno, Must Be A King.
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LARGE MAN: Who's that then?
CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king.
LARGE MAN: Why?
CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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