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I Can't Die Until The Government Finds A Safe Place To Bury My Liver. -- Phil Harri
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I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
-- Phil Harris
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If I die, bury me upside down so that the world can kiss my ass!
I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Dow
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -- Steven Wrigh
I will not bury the new kid.
I do not want to die... until I have faithfully made the most of my talent and cultivated the seed that was placed in me until the last small twig has grown.
-- Kathe Kollwitz...
Practice safe government. Use Kingdoms.
I think my mistake was yelling "Hi" to the eyewitnesses as they filed into court.
-- Phil Interlandi...
For my purpose holds; To sail beyond the sunset, and the light Of all the western stars, until I die.
Tennyson -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Another lesson I learned was not to give pieces of my company away when it was small in exchange for investment capital.
In the first place, those shares would be worth millions today....