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I Never Killed A Man That Didn't Deserve It. -- Mickey Cohe
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I never killed a man that didn't deserve it.
-- Mickey Cohen
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I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
I don't DESERVE this!! I haven't even KILLED anyone in this issue!
-- Kobra, in an Ambush Bug story in DC Prese...
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there. -- Mickey Friedma
I Fear A State That Kills Far More That I Fear A Man Who Has Killed.
What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
Bah! Humbug! I CRAP on your Spitulous Creeds! -- Mickey Mouse
I saw Lassie. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never spoke.
I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?...
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny