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I Don't Have An Eating Problem. I Eat. I Get Fat.
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I don't have an eating problem. I eat.
I get fat. I buy new clothes. No problem.
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!
I have a drink problem, I can't afford it.
Hey Norton.. I have a SMALL problem...
I don't have an attitude problem--it's supposed to be like this.
I'll bet I don't have a gambling problem.
I have an awesome sex drive--problem is, I can't get out of park!
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.