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• It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. i...
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Cop: "He's making a break for it. Get him!" Fry: "No, no, I was just picking my nose.
  Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!...
• Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: What does it matter?
  He can't come anyway. [I got a dog with no legs -- I call him Cigarette....
• The somewhat old and crusty vicar was taking a well-earned retirement from his rather old and crusty parish.
  As is usual in these cases, a locum was sent to cover the transition period....
• He is as like one, as one egg is like another. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap.
  xxvii...
• Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you.
  And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive,and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me....