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• Beware the writer who always encloses the word *reality* in quotation mark
  He's trying to slip something over on you. Or into you. -- Edward Abbey...
• Beware the man who fears you.
• He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
• Guinan: "When a man is convinced he's going to die tomorrow, he'll probably find a way to make it happen.
  The only one who can turn this around is you." Rike...
• Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie!
  I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo!...
• I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him
  I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God....
• Beware the man who makes cream with his mouth; he winds up making butter with his nose.
  -- Babbaluche the cobble...
• Anyone who tries to `enlighten' you is probably selling something. -- Jen Howard.
• Beware of the Vampire Jesus--He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!