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• I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs. -- H.L. Mencke
• It is almost sure death to eat cucumbers and drink milk at the same meal. -- H. L. Mencke
• I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• What the meaning of human life may be I don't know
  I incline to suspect that it has none. -- H. L. Mencke...
• The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...