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• Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966
• There's a lovely paper which compares Unix to Zork in both cognitive and user motivational terms.
  Maybe you like Unix because it's an adventure game?...
• You do not understand hatred as I understand it. Only hate keeps me alive.
  ] Why else should I endure this pain? I must see the Doctor die in shame and dishonour....
• The liberal says to you, "I'm so understanding, I can't understand anyone not understanding me, as understanding as I am.
  -- Lenny Bruce...
• You can't get snot off of a suede jacket. Lenny Bruce
• The capitalist system is the best, 'cause we can go somewhere else.
  Communism is one big phone company. -- Lenny Bruce...
• What is involved in such [close] relationships is a form of emotional chemistry
  o far unexplained by any school of psychiatry I am aware of, that conditions nothing so simple as a choice between the poles of attraction and repulsion....
• Comedy = Tragedy + Distance -- Lenny Bruce
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....