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I Hate Trolls. Maybe I Could Metamorph It Into Something Else -- Like A Ravenous, Two-headed, Fire-breathing Dragon.
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I hate trolls. Maybe I could metamorph it into something else -- like a
ravenous, two-headed, fire-breathing dragon.
-- Willow
Related:
A large winged fire breathing dragon has flown into the room with you. you.
The dragon comes swooping down breathing fire at you! It It is quite warm!
The dragon comes swooping down breathing fire at you! He He is coming directly towards you!
Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story gastropod -- a slug the size of the Chrysler Building.
"Gosh, how can I refuse?" "Well, if you don't like that, be something else!...
I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions?
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
-- Erma Bombeck...
The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. --Erma Bombeck
Two things I hate: People that can't count.
Rachel: We should definetly play football more often.
Maybe there's like a league we could join or something....