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• Having enemies is a heavy responsibility. My burden is sufficient, I no longer can carry that of others as well.
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• Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
• If I had no duties, and no reference to futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman.
• They that on glorious ancestors enlarge, Produce their debt instead of their discharge.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire i, Line 147...
• When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone.
  And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either....
• Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer, "I Love Lisa
• For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme.
  ___. When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged him to do so....
• Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French force
  my officers have been diligently complying with your requests which have been sent by H....