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• For the good that I would I do not; but the evil which I would not, that I do.
  -- New Testament -- Romans viii, 19...
• Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Only a coward or a madman would give good for evil.
• Half the fun of being alive is not knowing what tomorrow will bring.
  The other half is pretending you don't care....
• You are unscrupulously dishonest, false, and deceitful.
• Will evil ever rest? I hope not. -- Powdered Toast Ma
• Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
  Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart....
• Mischa: [to Monica] And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog.
  In seven languages. Monica: Oh. [to Phoebe] Can I have a tissue?...