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• A worried young man from Stamboul Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
  Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!...
• Clean your finger before you point at my spots. -- Ben Frankli
• I can do a score of things that can't be done. I can find a thing I cannot see, and see a thing I cannot find.
  The first is time, and the second is spots before my eyes....
• Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
  Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!...
• I just keep my eyes closed and hope the be
• Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
  Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Brown spots in the Desert - By Squat and Leavi
• Spots on the Walls by Who Flung Pue