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Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me. I'm Under Such A Lot Of Stress, I Keep Losing My Temper With People.
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep
losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
Related:
Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a terrible problem, Doctor.
I have a son at Harvard and another son at Princeto...
Patient: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this." Doctor: "Well, then don't DO that!
Uh, Count, far be it from me to query this lady's competence as a doctor, but where I come from, you don't cut off a patient's head if you wish to cure their ankle.
-- Romana, Androids of Tara...
I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots.
Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!
Bart: Dr. Hibbert, who was that man? Hibbert: [chuckles] Why
Bart, telling you that would violate the patient-doctor privilege, just as if I were to tell you that Jasper here has five seconds to live....
I imagine you have orders to destroy me. Doctor, Wheel in Space
Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.
I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor....