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• I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!
  -- Gelett Burgess (1866-1951), -- The Burgess Nonsense Book (1914) "The Purple Cow...
• Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"-- I'm sorry now I wrote it!
  But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You must have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone, Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you, I went out this morning and I wrote down this song, Just can't remember who to send it to.
  .. Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end, I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, But I always thought that I'd see you again....
• Now I walk in shadows, never see the light...
• In dealing with the press do yourself a favor. Stick with one of three response
  (a) I know and I can tell you. (b) I know and I can't tell you. (c) I don't know. -- Dan Rathe...
• Troy: Gettin hungry Jimmy? Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure?
  I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat....
• I can tell a Moriarty when I see one. This crime is from London, not America.
  -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Valley of Fea...
• Death scene of Cyrano ] It is coming... I feel Already shod with marble.
  .. gloved with lead... Let the old fellow come now!...