I Never Saw A Purple Cow, I Never Hope To See One; But I Can Tell You Anyhow, I'd Rather See Than Be One!

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I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!
-- Gelett Burgess (1866-1951),
-- The Burgess Nonsense Book (1914) "The Purple Cow"

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