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I Never Take Work Home With Me; I Always Leave It In Some Bar Along The Way.
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I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. --Robert Orbe
I'm looking for adventure, excitement, beautiful women," cried the young man to his father as he prepared to leave home.
Don't try to stop me. I'm on my way." "Who's trying to stop you?...
Louie, Louie, me gotta go Louie, Louie, me gotta go Fine little girl she waits for me Me catch the ship for cross the sea Me sail the ship all alone Me never thinks me make it home [chorus] Three nights and days me sail the sea Me think of girl constantly On the ship I dream she there I smell the rose in her hair [choru
It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five, The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
I dreamed I'd been in a border town, In a little cantina that the boys had found, I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds....
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me.
I remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and drive and drive....
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me.
I remember we'd all pile into the car---I forget what kind it was---and drive and drive....
I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow.
So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't take a shower today, and I might not take one tomorrow....