I'm Looking For Adventure, Excitement, Beautiful Women," Cried The Young Man To His Father As He Prepared To Leave Home.

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"I'm looking for adventure, excitement, beautiful women," cried the
young man to his father as he prepared to leave home. "Don't try to stop me.
I'm on my way."
"Who's trying to stop you?" shouted the father. "Take me along!"

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