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  Reading the Bible straight through is at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin....
• One of my less pleasant chores when I was young was to read the Bible from one end to the other.
  Reading the Bible straight through is at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin....
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  And them subjects and objects which ought. Never no way should they not....