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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemie
  he Elementary School, the local tavern, the old age home....
• Man's deliberate destruction of his own habitat--planet Earth--could serve as a mighty theme for a mighty book worthy of a modern Melville or Tolstoy.
  But our best fictioneers confine themselves to domestic drama--soap opera with literary trimmings....
• Even a man who is pure at heart, And says his prayers at night Can become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, And the moon is full and bright.
  -- The Wolf Man, 1941...
• EGOTIST, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
  Megaceph, chosen to serve the State In the halls of legislative debate, One day with all his credentials came To the capitol's door and announced his name....
• After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with the man who said, "No news is good news.
  In twenty-eight papers, only the rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of any interest....
• Marge: All right, who broke my vase? Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?
  Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?...
• A man works hard to keep the wolf from the door. Then his daughter grows up and brings one home.
• Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
  It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of Grampa?...