Marge: All right, who broke my vase?
Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them
up?
Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance
to?
Bart: Oh, please. This is senseless destruction with none of my usual
social commentary.
[SLH runs in, destroying a pillow, then runs out]
Lisa: If it wasn't you, then who was it?
[SLH chases Snowball II in, a knife in his jaws]
Marge: Well, I'm sure these things didn't destroy themselves, now, did
they?
Homer: [worried] Did they?
[SLH runs in, shreds Homer's shirt]
Hmm. I guess Bart's not to blame. Which is lucky, too, because
it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!
-- No duck or wabbit season 'round Springfield,
"Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
