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• Last night I watched the news from Washington (the Capitol).
  The Russians had escaped while we weren't watching them (like Russians will)....
• I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead.
  You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
• I didn't get a toy train like the other kids, I got a toy subway instead
  you couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
• I escaped from the Liberal Plantation.
• Bart: Hey, Lis, I heard that there was a train wreck last night.
  Wanna see the victims? Lisa: Sure. [Bart opens his mouth, showing "see-food"] Bart, that's gross!...
• I like milk because it comes from cows.
• I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
• I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds.
  I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell "Whooa, I'm *way* too high." -- Bruce Baum...
• I escaped from a political correction facility.