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• I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
• A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies.
  Every time a fly landed on the web and was entangled in it the spider devoured him, so that when another fly came along he would think the web was a safe and quiet place in which to rest....
• I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom.
• I wrecked trains because I like to see people die. I like to hear them scream.
• Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
  Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....
• I DO NOT...I do not yell. -- Worf
• I'm out of the loop, and that's the way I like it.
• Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
  Homer: But I'm still hungry! [under the table, Jay's and Homer's stomach growl at each other like dogs] [Homer's frightens Jay's into whimpering] Jay...
• A close mouth catches no flies. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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