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• Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life....
• On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
• Grampa: I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop.
  And you never did it. Chester: Those corn muffins were lousy....
• There's a party in my mind, and I can never leave.
• The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life....
• I'd give you a piece of my mind....but I can't find it.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• REPEATS *Sigh*. Last week I finished watching the Countdown repeats.
  What a nostalgia trip. Back to the late-70s. Bit of a nightmare, actually....