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• Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius before?
  Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
• Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a four-year-old.
  -- You were... the age Bart was... several years ago, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
  And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars....
• Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
  Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member -- Home...
• Chester: He didn't create Itchy: I did. Bart: Huh?
  Chester: He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me....
• Why can you only have two doors on a chicken coop? If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
• Grampa: Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along the way.
  Homer: [gasps] Dad, is that really you? Grampa...
• I'd never cry if I did find A blue whale in my soup.
  .. Nor would I mind a porcupine Inside a chicken coop....