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• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing pole.
  -- Doug Larso...
• What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
  -- Doug Larso...
• A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. -- Doug Larso
• If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
  -- Doug Larson [Not to mention, butterfly would be flutterby. Ed.]...
• There are only two really important things in life
  1. Sex 2. (well it's not really that important) -- Woody Alle...
• Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
  -- Doug Larso...
• Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.
  Doug Larso...
• A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
• Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
  -- Doug Larso...