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• Every politician we have, liberal or conservative, who gets caught drinking or chasing women is thrown out of office.
  It's backwards. It's more dangerous to have a clean-living President with his finger on the button....
• Who purposely cheats his friend, would cheat his God. -- Lavate
• A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
• The man who thinks he is smarter than his wife is married to a very smart woman.
• The way to a man's heart is through his wife's belly, and don't you forget it.
  -- Edward Albee, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?...
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
• COWARD -- A man who wakes up with his nose in his wife's armpit and is afraid to open his eyes.
• Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
  He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....