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• The way to a man's heart is through his wife's belly, and don't you forget it.
  -- Edward Albee, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?...
• Beware the man who makes cream with his mouth; he winds up making butter with his nose.
  -- Babbaluche the cobble...
• A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
• An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes. -- Cato
• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
• Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
  He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
• We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.