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• If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.
  But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it....
• If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.
  But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it....
• JOSS-STICKS, n. Small sticks burned by the Chinese in their pagan tomfoolery, in imitation of certain sacred rites of our holy religion.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Homer: Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
  Brain: Quiet, it might be you! I can't remember. Home...
• Infinite-Monkey Theorem: n. "If you put an {infinite} number of monkeys at typewriters, eventually one will bash out the script for Hamlet.
  (One may also hypothesize a small number of monkeys and a very long period of time....
• Cache: A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one is supposed to know is there.