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• Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
  And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does....
• Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
  And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does....
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx
• Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. --Groucho Marx
• How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
  .. well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• He may look like an idiot and talk like and idiot but don't let that fool you.
  He really is an idiot. -- Groucho Marx...
• Your eyes, your eyes, they shine like the pants on my blue serge suit.
  That's not a reflection on you. That's on my pants. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.
  -- Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), in "Duck Soup...