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• Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
  And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does....
• If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• You are in the second of the 7 Sacred Pools. There are paths to both both the east and the west.
  It looks like there are more pools downstream. downstream....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Which is best? Well, I thought at first that the East was best and the West was worst.
  Then I looked again from west to east and I like the beast on the east beach least. -- Dr Sue...
• Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
  You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....
• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
  .. well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
  Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
• The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor.
  You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do....