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• Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
  -- Lily Tomli...
• The proverb warns that You should not bite the hand that feeds you.
  But maybe you should if it prevents you from feeding yourself. -- Thomas Szasz...
• God loves you!
• But you don't have to pray to a little tin god...
• My God! You have freckles everywhere!
• When did you first realize that you were God?" "Well, I was praying to the Lord one day, when I suddenly discovered that I was talking to myself.
  -- Peter O'Toole, "The Ruling Cla...
• A man was praying to God one evening, and asked God, "God, in terms of the vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million dollars mean to you?
  God replied, "A penny." Then the man asked, "And, in terms of the vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million years mean to you?...
• When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
• Someday God will log you out.