Related:

• Gas Leaks" by Hugh Ja
• Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
  Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check....
• Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
  Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....
• Is smocus fart enough?
• HICCUP -- a fart that backfired.
• FART -- A Greek love call.
• F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenage
• I fart in your general direction.
• Hugh Hefner is a virgin.