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If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
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If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it dont fix the leg.
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
Horse sense is what you have if, on the verge of a biting retort, you keep a bit in your mouth.
As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy for more than 15 percent of their life span.
The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary....
Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
May you and your wife share with each other like a horse and a sparrow.
The principle of life is that life responds by corresponding
your life becomes the thing you have decided it shall be. -- Raymond Charles Barke...
Have you lived here all your life? Oh, twice that long.