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• A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
• PUNNY BOOK: Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse.
• My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
• You feel like someone is pulling your leg.
• Love and marriage may go together like a horse and carriage, but when was the last time you saw one of those?
• Bart: [thinking] Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Barty-boy.
  [aloud] Oh, great, I get to spend the summer with my brain....
• If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
• C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
  C++ makes that harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -- Bjarne Stroustrup...