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I'm ANN LANDERS!! I Can SHOPLIFT!!" -- Zippy The Pinhead
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"I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
I am NOT a nut.... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I demand IMPUNITY! -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. I feel.. JUGULAR.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
I Know A Joke -- Zippy the Pinhead
I represent a sardine!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
