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I'm Going To Vietnam At The Request Of The White House.
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I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House. President Johnson
says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.
-- Bob Hope
Related:
They, they've got guys who'll go in and knock their heads off.
-- Richard Nixon, May 5, 1971, discussing a proposal to use Teamsters Union -- members to attack Vietnam War protestors Sure, Murderers....
Keep the war alive.
-- A White House official, -- describing President Bush's 1992 reelection strategy...
I'll let you be in my dream. If I can be in yours. -- Bob Dylan, Talkin' World War Three Blue
Krusty: Aaah! Not my extendo-glove! They haven't made those since the war.
Oh, not my Paris backdrop! How am I going to make fun of the Frogs!...
Then at 12 o'clock we (viz., General Marshall and I) went to the White House, where we were until nearly half past one.
At the meeting were Hull, Knox, Marshall, Stark, and myself....
Wait and hope. -- A White House official, -- describing the president's economic plan, November 1990.
-- On the backup plan ``There isn't one.''...
A dream of a galaxy WITHOUT war.
When you get into conflict, and regional conflicts, I mean, you have to have certain goals, and a goal cannot be really a no-win situation.
-- Senator Dan Quayle attempting to explain his military service during the Vietnam war....
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. -- Bob Hope