I'm Terribly Sorry, Sir," The Novice Barber Apologized, After Badly Nicking A Customer.

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"I'm terribly sorry, sir," the novice barber apologized, after badly nicking
a customer. "Let me wrap your head in a towel."
"That's all right," said the customer. "I'll just take it home under
my arm."

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