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• The customer isn't always right, but they do get an unnatural amount of slack
• The customer is always lying. -- Borsheim's Law
• I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong.
• CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
  DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER...
• The customer's always right. The son-of-a-bitch Is probably rich So smile with all your might.
  -- Noel Coward...
• NO customer can be worse than no customer.
• clop clop] MORTICIAN: Who's that then? CUSTOMER: I don't know.
  MORTICIAN: Must be a king. CUSTOMER: Why? MORTICIAN...
• I'm afraid you have more of a problem than I anticipated.
  Your battery needs a new car. -- Mechanic to custome...
• .......but the breadboard worked -- Anonymous Custome