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• You're at the office, behind your desk, bored, bent, broken.
  It's a beautiful day outside. You want to go hiking....
• When the dream came, I held my breath with my eyes closed.
  I went insane, like a smoke ring day when the wind blows....
• You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
• Vice repeated like the wandering wind, blows dust in others' eyes. -- William Shakespeare
• You are not worth the dust which the rude wind blows in your face. -- William Shakespeare
• Love is when you look into your lover's eyes and see God smiling back at you. -- Solomon Sho
• Reality is what bumps into you when you stand still with your eyes open. -- Solomon Sho
• TRAFFIC LIGHT Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches it.
• Remember, today could just as easily be the LAST day of the rest of your life. -- Solomon Sho