You Know It Is Going To Be A Rotten Day When... You've Been At Work For An Hour Before You Notice That Your Skirt Is Caught In Your Pantyhose.

You Know It Is Going To Be A Rotten Day When... You've Been At Work For An Hour Before You Notice That Your Skirt Is Caught In Your Pantyhose.

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-- You know it is going to be a rotten day when...
You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt
is caught in your pantyhose.

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You know you're in trouble when... (1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
(2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. (3) Your income tax check bounces....
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you forget your new password.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you walk to work, and find your dress is stuck in the back of your panty hose.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.