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• at the country turns out. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
• Eat, drink and be merry, and tomorrow, you'll wish you were dead.
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• Edna: OK, kids, open your books to page sixty -- [a phone ring
  Bart wakes up and pulls it from his pocket] Ba...