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• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• Bart: I can't believe Krusty is really gone. Home
  Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other celebrities....
• Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
  You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
• Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
  We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I wish I was dead....
• Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new sui
  his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your help.
  Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Ba...
• Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows? Rory: Yes. Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
  Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if you're not Krusty, how come you have the exact same signature as him?...